I spent a great deal of time this past weekend yelling at my neighbor's yard with little result, yet...
A new group of trolls somehow collected enough finger bones to buy the house next door down. Since that day it has been a slow degradation. Now the place looks like something of a house of death, where ambition goes to expire and slack is a cancer.
So, as you can no doubt surmise, the pool is the greatest of the horrors.
As I made ready to barbeque this weekend I screamed things over the fence at the pool:
"Reality is a liquid that I wish to control!"
"The tax system is a paradigm installed to mollify the middle!"
"Tom Cruise likes boys!"
All to no avail.
I was unable to shock the pool.
